If you’re about to comment on Paris (or Beirut, or Baghdad), pause: imagine what the terrorists behind the attack would like you to post.

Anti-immigrant? Tick.

Anti-refugee? Tick.

Anti-Islamic? Tick.

This is a war? Tick.

Our tragedy is greater than your tragedy? Tick.

This is France’s/Russia’s/the US’s/the UK’s/the Arab governments’ fault? Tick.

Don’t let the terrorists work you like a ventriloquist’s doll. Unless, of course, you enjoy having someone’s hand up your arse.